Yes it’s true, as the Sex Party of Australia wins the General Election and takes what really matters to people right to the heart of Government. Nations across the world are heralding a new era of politics.
Barack Obama said, “Congratulations to the collective libido Downunder. We salute you and we love you.”
David Cameron, British Prime Minister said “Phwoooarrr, bring it on!”
And the leader of China, Xi Jinping said “Yipppeeee!”
Jingle Bells would like to thank each and everyone of you for this astonishing turn of events and are offering special election night treats for all-comers to Chez Jingle Bells tonight.