Rusty Trombone
The Rusty Trombone is very dirty….and definitely not for the faint hearted.
A sexual act in which a man stands with his feet apart to expose his back passage. The girlfriend kneeling behind the man then performs anilingus while reaching up beneath the legs to grope the the crown jewels or reaches around the body to manually administer the mimicking motions of a trombone player. We recommend the use of a dental damn for sexual health and safety reasons.
At any self respecting brothel that offers lessons in French and Greek you are likely to have an opportunity to discover all sorts of other unexpected pleasures.
Every girl at Jingle Bells will have things she will and things she won’t do. It is utterly essential that this is respected. That said we are always open to suggestions and most Jingle Bells girls will be only to pleased to share their knowledge with you. We always ask if it is OK with you and we expect the same in return.
Double Bass
A sexual position in which the man enters the woman from behind, and then fiddles with the woman’s nipples with one hand and her Budgie’s Tongue with the other.
The position is similar to that used when playing the double bass instrument, but the sound produced is slightly different.
The Camel’s Hump Position
The legendary Camel’s Hump will have her standing and leaning against a wall or holding onto something like a windowsill or bed-end for support. You will take your chances from behind her and bends your legs until you are low enough for the customary penetration from the rear.
You will both need to bend your legs until you’ve found a position of comfort and bliss, and then it’s a gentle bouncing your way to a climax.
This one takes some practice to perfect as it’s not as easy as it sounds, so if she finds it hard to balance, she can bend over until she’s confident enough to stand up. If there’s a discrepancy in height, pop her onto a step or the edge of a bed.
Enjoy sex sensibly and safely. Always use protection, never fake an orgasm, feel free to scream the house down.
The Hurricane sex position
It’s a real head spinner! Named after the most terrifying weather system on the planet and not without good reason. We recommend you have a Jingle Bells girl sit cross-legged on top of your mighty manhood. Then you can place one hand on each Jingle knee and gently turn her through a full 360 degrees, assuring great penatration from every angle. It does require a bit of practice, strength and a good sense of humour but can send both you and her into paroxysms of deliciousness if you can pull it off. Nothing ventured nothing gained as we say in Wetherill Park ….and we also say “nothing is to twisted for a Park girl.”
